mystyledope: Umm Lmaoo He sing that song all day
teacher: c'mon guys! you did this in 3rd grade!
student: i don't even remember what i had for dinner last night you fucking whore
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset
glitterweave: Dis is y we all need da weave
supremepeniskingsam: i get more followers when i’m not on