People only notice you if you're cute.
When the teacher says : Alright guys, partner up!
Everyone finds a partner except you…
“That’s okay I’ll be partners with myself”
I can't tell you how much I miss the old you.
I can’t even begin to explain how much.
Dear Millionaires, if you don’t have a bookshelf that spins into another room, give me your money because you’re spending it wrong.